An Indian goes to Australia and goes to Woolworths (a grocery store in Australia ). He finds cat food at special prices. He picks a dozen cans of cat food and goes to check out. The Manager gets suspicious. He thinks that this ..。
Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一校但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤。
不要太长 大约两分钟就能讲完就行了 越好笑越好 谢了
1、英语笑话（一） 老师在黑板上写了一句：Time is money.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道：“汤姆是玛丽。” 小明上英文课时跟老师说：May I go to the toilet?Q..。
尽量简短一点的，初三水平的，不然我不会念啊，英语课上要念出来的，尽量。
英语经典小笑话 篇一：经典英语小笑话 经典英语小笑话英语笑话（一） 英语老师问一个学生，“howareyou是什么意思”学生想how是怎么，you是你。
初中一年二年水平的，故事最好不要太长，但是篇数要多要多！！！！ 偶求求。
学这么多年英语,突然发现一个有趣现象. clever 聪明的 honest 诚实的 intelligent 智慧的 noble 高贵的 excellent 卓越的 smart 机灵的 elegant 优雅的 把以上这些英文字的头一个字母 放一起就是：Chinese---中国人 junk 垃圾 adult 色鬼 prosti..。
I'll See to the Rest A guard was about to signal his train to start when he saw an attractive girl standing on the platform by an open door, talking to another pretty girl inside the carriage. "Come on, miss!" he shouted. "Shut..。
1、The mean man's party The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, ＂Come up to 5M and ring the 。
1、Boy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. 男孩：这个座位是空的么？ 女孩：是的，如果你坐下。
1、Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. 老师：谁能回到我下一个问题。
*篇一：爆笑的经典英语小笑话爆笑的经典英语小笑话英语笑话（一）老师在黑板上写了一句：Timeismoney.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道：“汤姆是玛丽。”小明上英文课时跟老师说：MayIgotothetoilet?老师说：Goahead.小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿。
1、One day ,a little penguin ask his grandmother,＂grandma,grandma,am i a penguin?'＂yeah,you are certainly a penguin!'The little ask his father again,＂dad,dad,am i a 。
A father said to his sons: ＂Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?＂ The oldest son replied: ＂Father, Ill eat it all!＂ The father then 。
急需！！！！！
1)TOM'S EXCUSE Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow". 汤姆的借口 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？ 汤姆：我每次路过拐角。
1、The mean man's party The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, ＂Come up to 5M and ring the 。
你好 Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with 。 说道：“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗？” 英语笑话（一） Q: What's the difference 。
1、One day ,a little penguin ask his grandmother,＂grandma,grandma,am i a penguin?'＂yeah,you are certainly a penguin!'The little ask his father again,＂dad,dad,am i a 。
急需！！！！！
1 The Climate of New Zealand Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand? Matthew: Very Cold, sir. Teacher: Wrong. Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it 。
越多越好，最好多写几个最好要短的 很简单的要初一水平的 （回答得好我会。
A father said to his sons: ＂Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?＂ The oldest son replied: ＂Father, Ill eat it all!＂ The father then 。
你好 Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with 。 说道：“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗？” 英语笑话（一） Q: What's the difference 。
