1、One day ,a little penguin ask his grandmother,＂grandma,grandma,am i a penguin?'＂yeah,you are certainly a penguin!'The little ask his father again,＂dad,dad,am i a 。
1、A professor was giving a big test one day to his students. He handed out all of the tests and went back to his desk to wait. Once the test was over the students all handed the tests back in. The professor noticed that one of..。
一个简单易懂的英语笑话 篇一：简单英语小笑话 heisreallysomebody --myunclehas1000menunderhim. --heisreallysomebody.whatdoeshedo? --Amaintenancemaninacemetery. 他真是一个大人物 --我叔叔下面有1000个人。 --他真是一个大人物。干什么的..。
不要太长 大约两分钟就能讲完就行了 越好笑越好 谢了
英语笑话-----带中文I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up..。
小笑话 a little joke 如： Today I'll tell a little joke to you. Today I'll tell you a little joke. 今天我给大家讲一个小笑话。 英语笑话故事 He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt hims..。
A father said to his sons: ＂Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?＂ The oldest son replied: ＂Father, Ill eat it all!＂ The father then 。
1、Boy： Is this seat empty？ Girl： Yes and this one will be if you。 扩展资料：笑话具有篇幅短小，故事情节简单而巧妙，往往出人意料，给人突然之间笑。
1.One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig ..。
1、The mean man's party The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, ＂Come up to 5M and ring the 。
Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day? Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, ＂School-Go Slow＂. 老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到？ 汤姆：。
A father said to his sons: ＂Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?＂ The oldest son replied: ＂Father, Ill eat it all!＂ The father then 。
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笑话的英文 翻译。
A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?＂ ＂I gave it to a poor old woman,＂ he answered. ＂You're。
不要太长 大约两分钟就能讲完就行了 越好笑越好 谢了
A Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?＂ ＂I gave it to a poor old woman,＂ he answered. ＂You're。
1. Mike:Mum,I want to watch TV.Mum:There is no electricity tonight.Mike:Then let's watch TVwith a candie on. 迈克：妈妈，我想看电视。妈妈：今晚停电了。迈克：那我们。
1、The mean man's party The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, ＂Come up to 5M and ring the 。
My aunt is richer, the adoption of the Russian girl small cousin, this year 18 years, the most hated Shangjie, various accosted by using English, let her not know what course to 。
Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会直接的想到它们俩是一大一校但除此之外呢，那就是猴子身上可以长跳蚤。
1、One day ,a little penguin ask his grandmother,＂grandma,grandma,am i a penguin?'＂yeah,you are certainly a penguin!'The little ask his father again,＂dad,dad,am i a 。
1、Boy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. 男孩：这个座位是空的么？ 女孩：是的，如果你坐下。
1、Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. 老师：谁能回到我下一个问题。
*篇一：爆笑的经典英语小笑话爆笑的经典英语小笑话英语笑话（一）老师在黑板上写了一句：Timeismoney.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道：“汤姆是玛丽。”小明上英文课时跟老师说：MayIgotothetoilet?老师说：Goahead.小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿。
