①.英语笑话（一） Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey can have fleas, but a flea can't have monkeys. 猴子会和跳蚤有什么不同呢？你可能会。
②.The mean man's party The notorious cheap skate finally decided to have a party. Explaining to a friend how to find his apartment, he said, "Come up to 5M and ring the doorbell with your elbow. When the door open, push with your..。
③.1.One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads, see how the farms looked, and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer in his yard, holding a pig ..。
④.A:what is your name？ 你叫啥名？B:Hu胡（谐音：谁） A:you~你 B:Hu~胡 A:Who？谁？B:yes, I am~是，我就是 A:I want to know your name我只是想知道你的名字 B:Hu胡。
⑤.My aunt is richer, the adoption of the Russian girl small cousin, this year 18 years, the most hated Shangjie, various accosted by using English, let her not know what course to 。
英语经典小笑话 篇一：经典英语小笑话 经典英语小笑话英语笑话（一） 英语老师问一个学生，“howareyou是什么意思”学生想how是怎么，you是你。
不要太长 大约两分钟就能讲完就行了 越好笑越好 谢了
1、Boy： Is this seat empty？ Girl： Yes and this one will be if you。 扩展资料：笑话具有篇幅短小，故事情节简单而巧妙，往往出人意料，给人突然之间笑。
I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss。
不要太长 大约两分钟就能讲完就行了 越好笑越好 谢了
①.（一）顾客惊讶说：“你的大拇指泡在我的汤里啦。” 服务员说：“没事，我习惯了，不烫。” （二）从前有一个人叫阿爽。 他死掉了。出殡那天。 他的家人哭喊：‘爽。
②.你好 Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with 。 说道：“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗？” 英语笑话（一） Q: What's the difference 。
③.1. Mike:Mum,I want to watch TV.Mum:There is no electricity tonight.Mike:Then let's watch TVwith a candie on. 迈克：妈妈，我想看电视。妈妈：今晚停电了。迈克：那我们。
④.Doorbell 小幽默 Housewife:I had thought you would come to repair the doorbell yesterday. Repairman:I did. I rang the doorbell twice but got no answer,so I went back. 家庭主妇：“我想你昨天已经来我家修好我的门铃了吧１ 维修员：“我..。
⑤.My aunt is richer, the adoption of the Russian girl small cousin, this year 18 years, the most hated Shangjie, various accosted by using English, let her not know what course to 。
①.*篇一：爆笑的经典英语小笑话英语笑话（一）老师在黑板上写了一句：Timeismoney.并让同学们翻译。有名学生答道：“汤姆是玛丽。”小明上英文课时跟老师说：MayIgotothetoilet?老师说：Goahead.小明就坐了下来。过了一会儿。
②.1、Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. 老师：谁能回到我下一个问题。
③.A father said to his sons: ＂Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?＂ The oldest son replied: ＂Father, Ill eat it all!＂ The father then 。
④.1. Mike:Mum,I want to watch TV.Mum:There is no electricity tonight.Mike:Then let's watch TVwith a candie on. 迈克：妈妈，我想看电视。妈妈：今晚停电了。迈克：那我们。
⑤.1.How do I get the gum out我怎么把口香糖取出来 Distributing chewing gum to the passengers, the stewardess explained it was to keeptheir ears from popping. When the plane landed, one of the passengers rushed upto her and said, "..。
①.A father said to his sons: ＂Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. Who is going to eat it?＂ The oldest son replied: ＂Father, Ill eat it all!＂ The father then 。
②.你好 Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with 。 说道：“总是有漂亮女人拜倒在你脚下吗？” 英语笑话（一） Q: What's the difference 。
③.给兔兔的情书 我日思夜想的兔兔： 每次想到你，我都会充分调动五官的每一个部分，以显示出想你的诚意来。我的左眼皮会跳，会连续不断地打喷嚏，伴之以眼中的思念牌泪花。我的左耳朵会高低上下地旋转，想倾听你的声音。
