①.最好是原创，抄的也可以， 长一点！
②.跪求一则简短幽默的英语小故事 有中文翻译的
③.短小幽默的英语小故事 1.Lady First 女士优先 A teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence ' The ox and the cow are in the fields' correct?" Most of the children said: "Yes, it is all right!" And only one little boy said: "No, it i..。
④.最好是原创，抄的也可以， 长一点！
⑤.英语幽默故事带翻译，顺便带图英语幽默故事附带漫画
①.两个人念对话。
②.Midway Tactics Three competing store owners rented adjoining shops in a mall. Observers waited for mayhem to ensue. The retailer on the right put up huge signs saying, 。
③.Who is Stupid? A teacher was trying to make use of her psychology courses. She started her class by saying, "Everyone who thinks you''re stupid, stand up!" Little Johnny then stood up. The teacher said, "Do you think you''re st..。
④.郑喜定的媳妇不见丈夫，便到公公家去找。见公公洗脸，便问道：爹，喜定呢？公 公不悦，继续洗脸。媳妇生气，又问：爹，郑喜定呢？公公大怒：洗脸！
⑤.a brother like that a friend of mine named paul received an automobile from his brother as a christmas present. on christmas eve when paul came out of his office, a street 。
Old Mr.Black loved shooting bears,but his eyes were not good any more.Several times he nearly shot people instead of bear,so his friends were very careful when they went out shooting with him. One day a young frieng of his want..。
I'm Trying to Stop It ＂Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?＂ ＂No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the 。
Q: Why won’t the elephant use the computer? 为什么大象不玩电脑？ A: He’s afraid of the mouse! 他害怕老鼠！ 鼠标和老鼠的英文皆为mouse。 mouse [maʊs] n. 鼠标；老鼠；胆小羞怯的人 2.A much worried patiant walked into the docto..。
The Old Cat An old woman had a cat. The cat was very old; she could not run quickly, and she could not bite, because she was so old. One day the old cat saw a mouse; she 。
我是一个初一的学生，要参加一个演讲比赛，要适合我比较短，大约3分钟就。
①.我可是要考试的，大家一定要帮我呀！我是刚注册的，经验值不多，可大家一。
②.短小幽默的英语小故事 1.Lady First 女士优先 A teacher asked her class: "Is the sentence ' The ox and the cow are in the fields' correct?" Most of the children said: "Yes, it is all right!" And only one little boy said: "No, it i..。
③.我是一个初一的学生，要参加一个演讲比赛，要适合我比较短，大约3分钟就。
④.Talking clock 会说话的钟 While proudly showing off his new apartment to friends, a college student led the way into the den. "What is the big brass gong and hammer for?" one of his friends asked. "That is the talking clock," th..。
⑤.I'm Trying to Stop It ＂Boy, why have you got cotton-wool in your ear? Is it infected?＂ ＂No, sir, but you said yesterday that everything you told me went in one ear and out the 。
①.英语幽默故事带翻译，顺便带图英语幽默故事附带漫画
②.我可是要考试的，大家一定要帮我呀！我是刚注册的，经验值不多，可大家一。
③.He Won Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆：约翰..。
④.West Point My father, brother and I visited West Point to see a football game between Army and Boston College. Taking a stroll before kickoff, we met many cadets in neatly pressed uniforms. Several visting fans asked the recrui..。
