1.I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss。
2.尽量简短一点的，初三水平的，不然我不会念啊，英语课上要念出来的，尽量。
3.The Perfect Son. A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn't. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn't. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How..。
4.Once two hunters went hunting in the forest. One of them suddenly fell down by accident. He showed the whites of his eyes and seemed to have ceased breathing. The other hunter soon took out his mobile phone to call the emergenc..。
5.A teacher said to her class: "Who was the first man?" “George Washington," a little boy shouted promptly. "How do you make out that George Washington was the first man?" asked the teacher, smiling indulgently. "Because, " said ..。
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny? Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself. Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen? Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won. 他赢了 汤姆：约翰尼。
I Wasn't Asleep When a group of women got on the car, every seat was already occupied. The conductor noticed a man who seemed to be asleep, and fearing he might miss his stop, he nudged him and said: "Wake up, sir!" "I wasn't a..。
A father said to his sons: ＂Tomorrow your mother is going to bake a pie. 。 3 A child on Christmas time asked for some paper and crayons in order to draw a crib. 。
1、Teacher: whoever answers my next question, can go home. 老师：谁能回到我下一个问题。
今天，男孩约女孩去看电影，女孩很开心。 路上，男孩问：“你知道我为什么选在今天请你看电影吗？” 女孩明知是5月20号，却故作矜持，害羞的摇了摇头。 男孩一脸得意，：“笨，出来之前怎么也不看一下日历呢？ 今天是周二。
1、One day ,a little penguin ask his grandmother,＂grandma,grandma,am i a 。 2、There is this guy and this girl and they want to have sex. So they go to the girls house and 。
1、Q: What's the difference between an iceberg and a clothes brush? 冰山和衣刷之间有什么区别？ A: One crushes boats and the other brushes coats! 一个 撞 船 一个 刷 大衣！(单词的拼写造成的JOKE） 2、white man：are you Black? blac..。
1.Is it a boy or a girl A: Just look at that young person with the short hair and blue jeans. Is it a boy or a girl? B: It's a girl. She's my daughter. A: Oh, I'm sorry, sir. I didn't know that you were her father. B: I'm not. ..。
六七句差不多就行了，我们英语课堂要用，加油吧。 复制粘贴的也给我整理好。
1. Mike:Mum,I want to watch TV.Mum:There is no electricity tonight.Mike:Then let's 。 “因为我刚刚咬破自己的舌头。”5. A Woman Who Fell It was rush hour and I was 。
老师要我们找英语小笑话、急需
1、Warning Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we would be coming. When we a..。
你好 Good Boy Little Robert asked his mother for two cents. ＂What did you do with 。 英语笑话（一） Q: What's the difference between a monkey and a flea? A: A monkey 。
不要太长 大约两分钟就能讲完就行了 越好笑越好 谢了
（一）顾客惊讶说：“你的大拇指泡在我的汤里啦。” 服务员说：“没事，我习惯了，不烫。” （二）从前有一个人叫阿爽。 他死掉了。出殡那天。 他的家人哭喊：‘爽。
